Quotes and Near-Quotes from Terra Inmortorum games and Socials
As uploaded to D-Austin
Compiled by Jacob Williamson,


Date: Wed, 25 Jun 1997 18:24:19 -0500
From: Kristin Johnson <kj.pooky@mail.utexas.edu>

Star's NPC: "That would go so well with the Elvis in velvet and the Dogs Playing Poker picture we have." Proving that having money with no taste is a dangerous thing.
In reference to the mess Feyd made on the floor: Leit (To a police officer):
"I was not there for the presentation of the vomit."

In reference to the covered statues:
My NPC: That statue's so, so phallic.
Lycus: Funny, it looks like a giant penis to me.

In reference to Shane's Majesty:
Seth's NPC: That guy just has something about him, can't you feel it?
Michael's NPC: I think it's the colonge.


Date: Thu, 04 Jun 1998 10:09:29 -0500
From: Jacob Williamson <theslin@mail.utexas.edu>
Subject: Re: [d-austin] Rage over Central Market
Fictitious quotes based on Garou characters visiting Central Market...

"Java, Boom-Boom--samples mean your only supposed to take one. It's a free taste, not an entree'."
Katriona: "This wine selection only covers four isles. I will *not* be returning here in the future."
"No, I haven't seen Pipes. The last time I saw her she was in the butcher's department. Gaia help us."
"An eighty-pound wheel of cheese? On sale?!? I use 'Sense Wyrm' on it."
Any Bone Gnawer: "S'cuse me, sir, but where are the 'Chee-Tos'?"
Again, any Bone Gnawer: "But then we Gloriously liberated the wine-chiller for the service of Gaia. And look what it had in it, how about that for luck!"

Pipes (playful Fianna lupus): "What's this?"
Eleanor (Child of Gaia Homid) "It's a melon-baller."
(Silence, then giggles)

"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave your guns at the door...swords...knives...um, Security?"
"It's not a knife, it's a Fang Dagger, given to me by my sire, and to him by his grandmother, and to her by her sire, and so on unto Fionn himself."
"Yes, but we still need you to check it at the front desk."


Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1998 01:48:25 -0500 (CDT)
From: Lori Fife, kitten@io.com
Subject: [d-austin] Belated Humor

Me: What's your action this round?
Candi: I'm going to sink to the floor and start crying! I lost all my seductive traits, now I'll never find a husband!


From: Samantha Smith, ssmith0@mail.utexas.edu
Date: Nov 13, 1998
Subject: [d-austin] OOC: D-Austin Kindred Quote Of The Week

"Look, Sprite does *not* make very good Molotov cocktails..."
-- Stephen Richarme, ST-ing the creation of impromptu bombs...

From: goddess_minerva@juno.com (Amanda K Bauer)
Subject: Re: [d-austin] OOC: D-Austin Kindred Quote Of The Week

No, I've got a better one, from something I STed...

Me: Okay, five rats are attacking you, Chris.
Chris: Well...I'll use the Beckoning to communicate with the biggest rat and get him to stop.
Me: Alright. 1..2...3...test; Chris wins.
Me: Retest Leadership.
Chris: What? Are you kidding? A rat has Leadership?! I'm a 500 year old Ravnos vampire; I don't *recognize* the rat's damned Leadership!!
Me: (laughing) Sorry Chris, but the rat does have that retest.
Chris: Fine. <retest; tie.
Me: You've got more traits.
Chris: I certainly hope I do!!


Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1998 09:13:38 -0600
From: Roy Cabaniss <rcaban@flash.net>
Subject: [d-austin] quotes from the sinking of the titanic [Ed.: Titanic "Troupe Game"]

A good time was had by all

Alan: "Back foul demon" ... (and the whole contents of the boat moved away.)
Stephen Richarme: "I'm going to retest my hat."
Roy: "My dear, you look...delectable"

David: "Let me get this straight... The mummy is a mummy?"
Candi: "Well it's more like your Grandmummy."

Candi: "You mean to tell me that in the whole lifeboat, no one noticed him embracing her in the back of the boat?"

Candi: "The sarcophagus bursts open in midair."
Everyone in the lifeboat: "Rowing faster."

Candi: "There's a voice on the prow of the Titanic crying Jack Jack....."
Everyone in the boat: "We shoot Jack."

Janeka: Candi would it be cheesy if I...
Candi: "We have a werebutterfly, two people walking on water, and someone retesting with his hat... no I don't think it would be too cheesy."

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